Well if you’re heading down to Asheville you’d better watch your back.
Cause there’s a man in a band, a little punk rock man,
that gets the scene off track.
You want to play in Chapel Hill.
You’d better think again.
Because their scene is so cool that they got no room for you they won’t let you in.
Takes only one song and you’ll be wondering what went wrong.
Looking for the logic behind it all.
No one ever told me that there would be days like this.
And I can’t even look, cause I was falling down.
But if you’re heading up to PA I’ve got a band for you.
Jason and his friends are going to help you out.
They’re the Lost Cause crew.
And everywhere you want to go, and where you want to play,
well we’re scraping up the money to put the gas in the van but that’s ok.
Cause if you wait too long, you’ll be wondering what went wrong.
Playing for no money.
But that’s ok.
And our van is barely running,
but if it wasn’t doing that it wouldn’t be the fucking same.