gotta song 
it’s prettier than your girlfriend 
I gotta song 
yeah it’s cooler than you 

you’re just so hip 
your only gate to heaven 
being cool 
is that all that you do? 

you’re waiting for something 
what it is well you don’t know but 
you say that you want it real bad 
and that’s all you’re really sure of 

you got first dibs 
on second hand clothing 
seven inches yeah it gets so hard 
keepin’ up with the kitsch bach (?) fortunes 
all you do is play the thrift store blues 

I’m waiting for something 
what it is well I don’t know but 
I know that I want it real bad 
and that’s all I’m really sure of 

I’m just a clown 
come laugh at me 
and and just hang around 
let me rust with you awhile 
hang me up 
and give me a smile 
just for a little while 

fuck! fuck! fuck!