lunchtime is just not fair
hotdog, mustard in your hair
sucks for the janitor
food on
sucks for the janitor
food on, food on
food fight!

crash a six-year old's birthday party
stick some cake in her face, make her grab her mommy
gotta stand your fucking ground
fight on
you gotta stand your fucking ground
fight on, fight on
food fight!

pizza party on a friday night
who'd have known there's gonna be a food fight?
hawaiin style and lots of meat
going down your pants into your feet
extra cheese in your face
don't give up, you've got to keep up the pace
pizza party on a friday night
who'd have known there's gonna be a food fight?

lunchtime is just not fair
hotdog, mustard in your hair
sucks for the janitor
food on
sucks for the janitor
food on!