I'm counting out time,
Got the whole thing down by numbers.
All those numbers!
Give me guidance!
O Lord I need that now.

The Day of judgement's come,
And you can bet that I've been resting, for this testing,
Digesting every word the experts say.
Erogenous zones l love you.
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
Found a girl I wanted to date,
Thought I'd better get it straight.
Went to buy a book before it's coo late.
Don't leave nothing to fate.
I've studied every line, every page in the book,
But now I've got the real thing here, I'm gonna take a look, take a look.

This is it Rael!

I'm counting out time, hoping it goes like I planned it,
'cos I understand it. Look! I've found the hotspots, Figures I-9.
still counting out time, I've got my finger on the button,
"Don't say nuthin' - just lie there still now
And I'll get you turned on just fine."
Erogenous zones I love you.
Without you, what would a poor boy do?

Touch and go with 1-6.
Bit of trouble in zone No. 7.
Gotta remember all my tricks.
There's heaven ahead in No. 11!
Getting crucial responses with dilation of the pupils.
"Honey get hip! It' s time to unzip, to unzip zip, zip-a-zip, zip-a-zip.
Whippee.

Move over Casanova

I'm counting out time, reaction none too happy,
Please don't slap me,
I'm a red-blooded male and the book said I could not fail.
I'm counting out time, I got unexpected distress from my mistress,
I'll get my money back from the bookstore right away.
Erogenous zones I question you
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
Without you, mankind handkinds thru' the blues.