A Valentine’s Day party
I didn’t think you’d show
You don’t like making entrances alone

You’ve got a new friend

He likes to go to movies
He likes to drink red wine
Sounds familiar, better hold on tight
A film school drunk can be so hard to find

You’ve got a new friend
And the two of you don’t ever seem to part
Now I’m the odd man gone
You’ve got a new friend

And your mom’s got you convinced that he’s the one
He’s all you need, so forget me
Marry him at once

But if you ever change your mind
I could still buy that box of wine
I still have your copy of Harold and Maude

But you’ve got a new friend