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This segment of the program serves two purposes
The first being to give the CD listener an opportunity to pause and reflect
As a vinyl listener would upon changing from side one to two
Secondly, it allows Noise Addict to fulfill any contractual obligation
Stateside or otherwise
Pertaining to the legal duration of a full-length CD
We hope that you've enjoyed side one
And Noise Addict humbly offer you side two in its entirety
Without further interruption

[*ding*]