You're not the prettiest girl in town
I'm not the only boy with sullied clothes and a sullen frown
So to hell with valentines
To hell with perfume
To hell with chocolates, and picnics, and Sinatra tunes
'Cause while the rest of the girls are drowning in roses and songs he composes
And while the rest of the guys are all trying
All trying so hard

Oh girl lets the crash party
El Dorado on the lawn
hey hey hey!
Let's burn holes in the carpets
Kicking, shouting, dancing on the tables
All night long!

I'm not so good with subtlety
You wouldn't say that I'm the picture of urbanity
Never put much stock in suavity, courtesy,
chivalry, gallantry or all that useless jewelry
And while the rest of the girls
still sigh for the night he was smiling politely
And while the rest of the guys are all trying
Oh, they're trying so hard

Oh girl lets crash the party
El Dorado on the lawn
hey hey hey!
Let's burn holes in the carpet
Kicking, shouting, dancing on the tables
hey hey hey!
All night long
All night long
Let's crash the party
All night long
All night long!