1. I Wanna See You Naked On The Internet
2. Steam-Powered Oscillating Machines
3. This Is Krunktronics!
4. No Patent Leather Shoes For Catholic School Girls
5. So, How's About Them Death Squads?
6. Right-Click My Heart, Save As Broken
7. I Drive An I-Roc Because I Rawk!
8. So Many Issues Of Teen People, So Little Time To Masturbate
9. The Bitter Irony Of The Miss Teen New Jersey Pageant
10. Good, I'm Glad