You woke up an asshole
I couldn’t believe my eyes
I really hate my bad eye
And I fucked your room

You woke up, my girlfriend
I can’t believe my luck
I can’t believe my bad luck
And I should have known
You told your friends about me
I’m not as smart as you
And all your stupid questions
I don’t laugh at them

How can I change you?
How can I?
How can I change you?

And I hope things work out well for you
And I, I’m not coming back
You knew all along
You stole my best line
Your right, you know I’d go to fucking hell for you.

There I go believing you again.
There I go believing you again.