I finished the story of my life
About three a.m. last night
It’s the best thing I’ve ever read
And though the start seemed to drag
You know the middle really wasn’t bad

And the end turned out okay

If I had to edit anything
I might reign those chapters in
I spent miserable and afraid
But you know I love the book as a whole
I wouldn’t mess around with its soul

Pull a thread and it might come undone